I live for the Teen Choice Awards! I've been obsessed with the show ever since Britney and Justin almost kissed after winning surfboards for being Hotties. That moment was so epic, and my friends and I still reference it till this day.
Although I'm no longer a teen, I'm still a Teen Choice devotee and must vote every year even though I'm technically no longer eligible to vote. (Why is that TCA? I can vote for the Kid's Choice Awards with no problem?) Here's how I voted this year as my 16 year old cousin.
Dance (Sponsored by Step Up 3D): Sandra Bullock & Betty White (The Proposal) ... freakin' hilarious!
Scene Stealer Female: Betty White (The Proposal) ... can't wait for her speech!
Scene Stealer Male: Diddy (Get Him to the Greek)
Chemistry: Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds (The Proposal)
Breakout Female: Chloe Grace Moretz (Kick-Ass)
Breakout Male: Quinton Aaron (The Blind Side)
Liplock: Russell Brand & Jonah Hill (Get Him to the Greek) ... whoa! I need to see this movie NOW!
Action Adventure: The Losers
Actor Action Adventure: Channing Tatum (G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra)
Actress Action Adventure: Zoe Saldana (The Losers)
Sci-Fi: The Time Traveler's Wife ... What? My friends said it was good.
Actor Sci-Fi: Sam Worthington (Avatar)
Actress Sci-Fi: Zoe Saldana (Avatar)
Fantasy - Alice in Wonderland
Actor Fantasy - Jake Gyllenhaal (Prince of Persia) ... My actual actor fantasy involves Drake, a jet, and a private island, but that wasn't one of the choices. Maybe next year.
Actress Fantasy - Rosario Dawson (Percy Jackson & The Olympians) ... Didn't know she was in this. Now I have a reason to watch the movie.
Drama - The Runaways
Actor Drama - Jeremy Renner (The Hurt Locker)
Actress Drama - Dakota Fanning (The Runaways)
Romantic Comedy - The Proposal
Actor Romantic Comedy: Joseph Gordon-Levitt ((500) Days of Summer)
Actress Romantic Comedy: Sanra Bullock (The Proposal)
Horror/Thriller - Shutter Island
Actor Horror/Thriller: Adam Brody (Jennifer's Body) ... He was in that? Why?
Actress Horror/Thriller: Rumer Willis (Sorority Row)
Animated: Shrek Forever After
Villain: Joseph Gordon-Levitt (G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra)
Fight: Diddy vs Russell Brand & Jonah Hill (Get Him to the Greek)
Choice Comedy: Get Him to the Greek
Actor Comedy: Russell Brand (Get Him to the Greek)
Actress Comedy: Tina Fey (Date Night)
Hissy Fit: Diddy (Get Him to the Greek)
On to TV! I watch like 4 of the shows that are nominated, so expect Gossip Girl, Glee, Chuck, and Jersey Shore to get all of my votes.
Breakout Star Female: Dianna Agron (Glee)
Breakout Star Male: Mark Salling (Glee)
Breakout Show: Community
Scene Stealer Female: Amber Riley (Glee)
Scene Stealer Male: Matthew Morrison (Glee)
Personality: Cat Deeley ... BEST. HOST. EVER.
Drama: Gossip Girl
Actor Drama: Chace Crawford (Gossip Girl)
Actress Drama: Leighton Meester (Gossip Girl)
Fantasy/Sci-Fi: Lost ... Only saw the finale, but it was awesome and Ian Somerhalder was there!
Actor Fantasy/Sci-Fi: Josh Holloway (Lost) ... Whoever cast him is a genius!
Actress Fantasy/Sci-Fi: Evengeline Lily (Lost)
Action: Chuck ... Who saw the season finale? Can't wait for season 4!
Actor Action: Zachary Levi (Chuck)
Actress Action: Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck)
Comedy: Glee ... duh!
Actor Comedy: Cory Monteith (Glee)
Actress Comedy: Lea Michele (Glee)
Animated Show: Family Guy
Reality Show: Jersey Shore
Reality Show Competition: America's Best Dance Crew
Male Reality/Variety Star: Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio (Jersey Shore) ... fist pump!
Female Reality/Variety Star: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi (Jersey Shore) ... go Snooks!
Villain: Jane Lynch as "Sue Sylvester" (Glee) ... "And that's how Sue sees it."
Parental Unit: Mike O'Malley (Glee) ... love Kurt's dad!
Now that TV's done, let's move into a category I actually care about ... MUSIC! Biebs, where you at?
Female Artist: Lady GaGa ... I'll be mad if T-Swift robs her of this award!
Album Country: Play On - Carrie Underwood ... I actually do have this one
Album Rap: So Far Gone - Drake ... love that a mixtape's in this category!
Album Rock: Paramore Brand New Eyes
Album Pop: Justin Bieber My World 2.0
Album R&B: Rated R - Rihanna
Rock Track: "Ignorance" - Paramore
Rap/Hip Hop Track: "Find Your Love" - Drake ... umm, this is a R&B song
R&B Track: "OMG" - Usher
Love Song: "The Only Exception" - Paramore
Hook Up: "Airplanes" - B.o.B featuring Hayley Williams
Single: "Nothin' On You" - B.o.B featuring Bruno Mars
Breakout Artist Female: Ke$ha
Breakout Artist Male: Justin Bieber
Male Artist: Drake ... I'm sure Biebs will get this one, but I'm pulling for the other Canadian ♥
Group: Selena Gomez & The Scene
Rock Group: Kings of Leon
Rap Artist: Eminem
R&B Artist: Rihanna ... Why's there only one R&B Category? Where's R&B Artist Male/Female?
Country Group: Rascal Flatts
Country Artist Male: Keith Urban
Country Artist Female: Carrie Underwood
Country Song: "Undo It" - Carrie Underwood
Now on to the summer categories ...
Movie Star - Male: Jaden Smith (The Karate Kid)
Movie Star - Female: Angelina Jolie (Salt)
TV Show: So You Think You Can Dance
TV Star - Male: Stephen Moyer (True Blood)
TV Star - Female: Nikki Blonsky (Huge)
Music Star - Male: Drake
Music Star - Female: Katy Perry ... gotta vote for the host!
Song: "Billionaire" - Travie McCoy featuring Bruno Mars
Every award show should have fashion categories!
Male Hottie: Ian Somerhalder ... I mean, have you seen him!?!
Female Hottie: Katy Perry ... once again, going with the host
Celebrity Fashion Line: Justin Timberlake - William Rast ... did you expect me to choose Sean Jean?
Red Carpet Fashion Icon Male: Justin Timberlake ... I really hope he makes an appearance!
Red Carpet Fashion Icon Female: Lady GaGa ... this lady always keeps us guessing ♥
And now for the categories that have nothing to do with anything ...
Smile: Zac Efron ... The Teen Choice Awards is like a high school yearbook, and I love it!
Twit: Kim Kardashian ... remember when being called a "twit" was a bad thing
American Idol Alum: Kelly Clarkson ... I voted for her every week!
Activist: Shakira ... she's more than hips that don't lie!
Video Game: Band Hero
Web Star: Shane Dawson ... so funny!
Comedian: Aziz Ansari ... hilarious!
Male Athlete: Apolo Anton Ohno
Female Athlete: Serena Williams
Action Sports Male: Shaun White ... ♥
Action Sports Female: Hannah Teter
Fanatic Fans: Justin Bieber ... Bieber fans will cut you, or Tweet about you.
So I'm officially done voting for the Teen Choice Awards. Make sure you vote at teenchoiceawards.com.
Tune in to FOX on Monday, August 9 at 8pm to find out if any of my choices were correct. It should be a fun time. Katy Perry is the host after all.